Since I was tall enough to ride roller coasters, I have absolutely
loved the thrill of pure adrenaline rush going up, down, and upside down on
some of the best roller coasters in the world. Growing up south of Dayton,
Ohio, we used to make regular trips to Kings Island. Now living in Findlay, I’m
about equal distant from both Kinds Island and Cedar Point, giving me access to
two of the best roller coaster parks in the world.
A couple years ago, I decided to relive my childhood
experiences and invest in a season pass so that I could take full advantage of these
great parks during the summer months. If you’re looking to go to an amusement
park this summer and want to avoid the crowds, not overpay for food, and get in
all your favorite rides, then this article is for you!
Where to Buy Tickets
Don’t ever pay full price for your ticket! The gate prices
are way too high and unaffordable for a family. There’s no need to shell out
$70 at the gate when you can take advantage of other great deals.
The best price I’ve found is at AAA. If you’re a AAA member,
then call your local AAA office to see what prices they’re offering on tickets.
I bought some tickets through AAA last year for a group of us that were going
to Kings Island and they were $40 each. Much better than the $70 gate price.
Another place you can buy cheaper tickets is online. Cedar
Point is selling tickets online for $49 each.
If you’d rather have a ticket in your hand, you may try the
big box grocery stores such as Kroger or Meijer. The Meijer in Findlay sells
Cedar Point tickets for $55. You can also purchase a ticket that comes with an
all-day drink band for a few bucks more. Based on the prices of drinks in the
park, it’s more than likely going to pay off to spend the extra couple bucks to
get the drink band.
If you have a friend who owns a season pass, your friend can
get you a ticket at Cedar Point for $43 and Kings Island for $42 at the gate. I
will warn you though that there are restrictions on the number of tickets your friend
can purchase on a given day. Cedar Point only allows a season pass holder to
purchase one bring-a-friend ticket per day and Kings Island allows four.
Lastly, if you are planning to visit both Cedar Point and
Kings Island this year, you can purchase a combo pack which gets you tickets to
both parks for $65.
For a family of four at $50 a ticket, you’d be spending $200
on tickets which really isn’t that bad considering attending any type of
professional sporting event costs about the same amount for only about three
hours of entertainment.
Parking
Not only do you get charged to enter the park, you also get
charged to park in their designated lots. Cedar Point and Kings Island both charge
$20 per vehicle to park. Ouch! Unfortunately, there’s not much you can do to
get around it, but there are a few cost saving measures you can take.
Most of the Cedar Fair amusement parks offer the ability to
purchase parking tickets online at a reduced rate. For both Cedar Point and
Kings Island, they can be purchased for $15 each. It’s only a $5 savings, but
hey, $5 is better than nothing.
Since parking is charged per vehicle rather than per person,
if you have a group of people going, pack as many people as you can fit into
one car. This may save you a few bucks.
Lastly, if you have a friend who is a gold or platinum
season pass holder, they get to park for free. So if you’re planning on going,
invite one of your season-pass-holding friends and offer to drive.
Food
If you think everything else about amusement parks is
overpriced, then you haven’t seen the food. A slice of pizza costs around $6 or
$7! How are you supposed to feed a family at those prices?
Being pretty cheap, I tried to go an entire day at the parks
without eating. But I quickly discovered that not eating was very detrimental
to my body. One day while at Cedar Point, I developed a severe migraine and
could hardly eat when I finally got food in front of me. Not a good situation. So
I developed a new strategy for staying well-nourished while also not spending
money on overpriced food.
Most amusement parks are within 10 minutes of a restaurant,
so I’ve started leaving the park to grab a bite to eat for lunch and then again
for dinner. It’s so much cheaper, gets me away from the crowd for a little
while, and gets me into air conditioning on hot summer days, all things which I’ve
found to be necessary in order to have a great amusement park experience.
When to Go to Amusement Parks
How fun is it when you go to an amusement park from open to
close and only get to ride five rides? It doesn’t exactly make for a fun
experience. So here are some tips on the best times to go.
If possible, avoid weekends and holidays! Do not…let me repeat…DO
NOT go on Saturdays. You’ll spend your entire day waiting in long lines with
thousands of other sweaty, stinky people and only get to ride a few rides. Sundays
are typically better than Saturdays, but if you can avoid weekends and holidays,
do it. If you absolutely can’t avoid them, then make a priority list of rides
you want to ride so that you make sure to get those in. Or if your visit is a
once in a lifetime thing, then invest in a fast pass so that you can get on every
ride.
I’ve found that the best times to go are during the middle
of the week before school lets out and after school is back in session. Over the
summer, Tuesdays are typically the least-busy days, but there are a lot of
other factors involved which can impact the crowds. If you’re willing to take
the risk, then go on a day when the forecast shows it to be cloudy with scattered
showers throughout the day. Definitely don’t plan to go on days when it’s
supposed to rain all day.
How to Ride the Most Rides
When I go to amusement parks with my friends, they typically
have some idea of the order in which they want to ride certain rides. For
example, sometimes they want to ease in to riding the big roller coasters by
riding the small ones first. If you want to maximize the number of rides, then
I’d suggest a different strategy.
The best rides are going to have the longest lines
throughout the day. That’s a given. So the best time to ride them is typically
at the beginning and the end of the day. When the park first opens, go to the
best rides first so that you don’t have to wait in a long line. Then you can
ride all the other ones throughout the day while everyone else is waiting in
line for the rides you’ve already ridden. The time you have at the beginning of
the day before the crowds hit is about an hour, so don’t squander it.
Once the crowds start flooding into the park, then you can
get in line for all the non-roller coaster rides. Those lines are typically
much shorter throughout the day. If you’re not a coaster enthusiast at all,
then I’d suggest going to a coaster enthusiast park because most of the people
want to ride the coasters, which means you won’t have to wait long in the lines
for all the other rides.
Each park is different, but some only have one primary entry
gate. People tend to work their way from the front of the park to the back of
the park. If you get there during the morning hours, skip the front of the park
and head straight to the back. The lines will be shorter early in the day, but longer
later in the day. Once the crowds have moved to the back of the park by the
early afternoon, the rides at the front of the park tend to have shorter wait
times.
A great tool which is available at many amusement parks is a
free phone app which gives the ride wait times. Depending on the day and park,
sometimes they aren’t very accurate, but other days they are spot on. You may
have to run from one side of the park to the other throughout the day, but if
it helps you get on more rides, then it’s probably worth it.
If you have a season-pass-holder friend, then once again, I’d
suggest inviting your friend to go with you. Some amusement parks open early
for season pass holders. Cedar Point opens an hour early and Kings Island opens
a half hour early. Not all the rides are open at this time, but some of the
best rides will be, and you’ll only have to wait up to 15 minutes to ride them!
I regularly get three to four rides in during the first hour at Cedar Point.
Fast Passes
Many amusement parks have recently introduced the fast pass
system which allows guests to buy a pass that allows them to skip quite a few
of the lines.
Don’t you hate it when you’ve been standing in line for two
hours for a roller coaster and watch someone with a fast pass walk right up to the
gate and get on? Not fair! But if you were shelling out that kind of money for
a fast pass, you’d want the same treatment. They can cost over a $100 in
addition to your ticket. But I think there are strategic times to invest in
them.
If the only time you can go to an amusement park is on the
weekends, you’re only planning to go once every few years, and you want to make
sure you get to ride every ride in the park, then buy a fast pass. Otherwise, I
don’t think they’re worth the cost.
Season Passes
If you plan to go to an amusement park more than two or
three times in a given year, then I’d encourage you to check out the season
pass options.
In the Cedar Fair park system, the gold and platinum passes
get you free admission to the park and free parking (at least a $60 value). The
platinum passes get you free admission and parking not only to one park, but to
every Cedar Fair park. For Ohioans, this means you can get into Cedar Point, the
Cedar Point Water Park (requires separate admission for regular guests), Kings
Island, and Michigan’s Adventure with a platinum pass. A few other options
which are a day’s drive away are Canada’s Wonderland in Toronto, Kings Dominion
in Virginia, Carowinds in the Carolinas, and Dorney Park in Allentown,
Pennsylvania. With a gold or platinum pass, you also get access to early ride
times, a huge benefit if you like to ride big coasters.
Roller Coaster Suggestions
What would this article be without offering some suggestions
on which roller coasters to ride? I’ll admit that for being such a coaster
enthusiast, I’ve only been to a handful of amusement parks. But of those parks,
I’ll share a little about ten of my favorite coasters.
My favorite coaster is Millennium Force at Cedar Point. It’s
definitely not the most sexy coaster in the world, but its simple elements make
it one of the best. It takes you to a height of 310 feet, accelerates to a speed
of 93 mph, takes you through some wide, banked turns accompanied by a couple
small hills, and has no inversions. I absolutely love the speed, wide banked
turns, air time, and the fact that there are no brakes until the end. If you
have the chance, wait the extra 20 minutes to ride in the front seat. You won’t
regret it.
My second favorite coaster is the Fury 325 at Carowinds in
Charlotte, North Carolina. It takes you to a height of 325 feet (hence the number
in the name), accelerates down the first hill to a speed of 95 mph, and takes
you through a series of banked turns and small hills where you get some air
time similar to Millennium Force.
My third favorite coaster is Diamondback at Kings Island.
The entire ride is virtually nothing but going up and down hills at a high
enough speed to give you some air time at the peak of every hill. I’ve ridden
another coaster, Intimidator 2, which is very similar, but has brakes on every
hill. I hate brakes! Diamondback only has brakes on one hill, giving it a very
smooth and exhilarating ride experience. If you like speed, air time, and no
inversions, these three coasters are for you. If you can’t tell, these are the
elements I prefer the most.
The next three coasters aren’t necessarily my next three
favorite, but have some similar elements, so I wanted to group them together. If
you like lots of inversions, then coasters like the Maverick at Cedar Point,
Intimidator 305 at Kings Dominion, and Banshee at Kings Island are for you.
Maverick only takes you up 105 feet, but it then drops you at a 95 degree angle
and takes you through a series of quick turns and inversions. Just when you
think you’re done, it speeds up again to 70 mph and takes you through a few
more twists and turns before arriving back at the station. The Intimidator 305
is like a combination of Millennium Force and Maverick. It’s got the speed of
Millennium Force and the quick turns of Maverick. It’s definitely an excellent
choice if you’re ever in Virginia. Lastly, the Banshee at Kings Island is the
longest inverted roller coaster in the world. It takes you through a series of
seven inversions which include two loops, three half loops/half corkscrews, and
two inline twists. It’s literally one inversion followed by another. If you
love inversions, then you should definitely check this one out.
If you have a need for speed, then you should definitely
ride the Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point. It accelerates you from 0 to 120
in 3.8 seconds, sends you up a huge hill, and then back down on the other side
for the biggest 17 second adrenaline rush of your life. The only downside is
that the ride is nothing more than this 17 second thrill.
If you want a unique roller coaster experience, check out Kings
Island’s Firehawk. You lay on your back as you go up the first hill, but then
turn over once you reach the top to give you the feeling of flying. At first it’s
kind of scary because you’re being suspended above the ground without track or
the floor of a car under you, but once you get over that fear, it’s an awesome
ride. Carowinds has a comparable coaster in Nighthawk, but Firehawk is definitely
better.
The last two coasters I’ll mention are Gatekeeper at Cedar
Point and the Beast at Kings Island. Gatekeeper is unique because it suspends
you either to the right or left of the track (rather than on top of it of below
it) and takes you through a series of turns and inversions, one of which is
right over top of the main entrance to the park. The Beast is the longest
wooden roller coaster in the world with over a mile of track and two hills.
Maybe it’s the nostalgia of growing up riding this coaster, but it will forever
by my favorite wooden coaster. Hands down, the best part of the ride is the
double helix after the second hill. It’ll rattle you up, but man is it
exciting.
Roller Coaster Suggestions for Non-Coaster Enthusiasts
I fully understand that not everyone loves roller coasters.
But that doesn’t stop me from wanting you to have the same experience! If you’re
not a coaster enthusiast, but are considering trying a coaster or two, here are
a few of my suggestions.
It all starts with what you like or don’t like about
coasters. Are you afraid of heights? Do you get sick with lots of tight turns and
inversions? Does your body hurt after begin jerked around for the whole ride? I’ll
offer a few suggestions for the rider who falls in each of these three categories.
If you don’t like heights, especially not going straight
down a hill, then I’d suggest riding something like the Adventure Express (Kings
Island), Backlot Stunt Coaster (Kings Island), Cedar Creek Mine Ride (Cedar
Point), or Corkscrew (Cedar Point). Honestly though, if you can conquer your
fear of heights, I think you’re going to have a lot more fun riding the biggest
coasters than continuing to ride the ones I named above.
If you don’t do well with tight turns and inversions, then I’d
suggest riding Millennium Force (Cedar Point), Fury 325 (Carowinds),
Diamondback (Kings Island), Intimidator 2 (Carowinds), The Beast (Kings
Island), or Mystic Timbers (Kings Island).
If you feel sore after getting off rough roller coasters,
then stay away from all wooden and old steel coasters. Instead, I’d suggest
riding any of the ones in the previous paragraph except The Beast and Mystic Timbers
and I’d add Valravn (Cedar Point) and Banshee (Kings Island) to that list. If
all your friends pressure you into riding a jerky coaster, I’ve found that
sitting in the middle of a car (a car may have three sets of seats in it, so
sit in the middle one) and sitting closer to the front makes it much less
jerky.
Now What?
Stop sitting around thinking about going to an amusement
park and just do it! Pack up your vehicle and make a road trip. If you’d like a
personal tour guide/riding buddy, I come free of charge. Hit me up if you want
to take a trip to Cedar Point or Kings Island this summer and I’d be happy to
join you.
Now that you're writing professional reviews, I think all future amusement park expenses should be tax deductible!
ReplyDeleteI like your thinking! Maybe even free!!!
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